All Sun All Moon 12 Staring @IGGYAZALEA

“All Sun All Moon” Tuesday July 1st 2014 ($5.99)

Clout

If the higher echelons of society knows who I am. And the lower echelons of society keeps acting like I’m not who I am which fools the higher echelons, what event has to take place? Would they like me to make that decision or should someone really step in before it’s too late?

Iggy

Time to consult the oracle aka Nadia.

Clout

If Nadia was an oracle I would have known about it. I was in Europe for 6 months should I write a poem about it? I went to Europe for love, now I’m back in America. End of discussion I had to platinum my character. Now miss grand hustle I know who you are. From the land down under, meet me at the outback bar.

Iggy

Ok call me when you land out here in Sydney. I’ll send a car and your Cheffuers name is Cindy. She’s one of The Makara, out here I’m Ingridi a dreamtime goddess. I know who you are, there’s no need to be modest.

(Clout hangs up the phone takes a last minute flight to Australia)

Clout

My flight has landed and you can call me Amon Ra. Tell The Makara I’m here next to Jamaicans they say Jah.

Iggy

Great she’ll be right there in 5 minutes. She looks like my sister in fact a spitting image. You can stay at the guest house in back of the mansion. Come to the out back bar she’ll drop your bags off handsome.

Justis James™ Did It
©Copyright 2014

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“All Sun All Moon 11″ Guest Staring @MileyCyrus And @katyperry

“All Sun All Moon” Tuesday July 1st 2014 ($5.99)

(After reading E Online Clout calls Miley Cyrus)

Clout

You tongue kissed my girl Katy? Now I have to watch you. Too bad I had to hear about it in the press. #WhoCanITrust

Miley Cyrus

What do you mean? Oooh You mean Katyyy. Well you shouldn’t have went to Europe and left her alone.

Clout

How do you know I went to Europe?

Miley Cyrus

I have my sources. And that’s all you need to know.

Clout

Ok recking ball. Are you turning into a home wrecker? Or are you asking to come in?

Miley Cyrus

Who’s asking? I’m already in.

Clout

Ok Miley. Meet me in 3 hours by the Liberty Bell in Philly.

Miley Cyrus

Sure I can do that.

Clout

See you then.

(Clout hangs up the phone and goes for a jog. He runs 10 miles and then finally runs through the campus of Rutgers University when he’s in New Jersey. He usually runs in between two statues in front of a theater. The statue on the left is a statue of Pan “The God Of Nature” and the statue on the right is a goat who appears to be responding to the flute Pan is using. Clout ducks the flute when jogging past pan. He calls it “Ducking The Flute Of Pan.” That’s what he usually does when jogging in that area.)

(Photo Credit: Duronn “Justis” James)

Clout

Excuse me. Do you know the name of that Goddess sitting in the chair up on that painting?

Old Man

I don’t know but whoever she is, she has every nation bowing down to her in that painting ha ha ha. But according to legend as a kid I remember hearing a story about something called Excalibershine that even ran through law enforcement in the city of Camden New Jersey. Rumor has it someone from this group designed it, but I’m not certain.

Clout

Excalibershine you say? Is that a fact? I’ve never heard of them.

Old Man

It’s just a story I heard when I was a kid years ago around camp fire. But a story is just a story right?

Clout

I guess so.

Old Man

Ok. Well I have to run. My class starts in 10 minutes. I’m a professor here at Rutgers. What’s your name?

Clout

You can call me Clout. Nice to meet you. And you are?

Old Man

I’m Professor Cobb.

Clout

Well I have to run. Thanks for the info.

Old Man

No problem.

(As Clout sprints away and does triple backflips in the grass, the old man mumbles to himself ” I see Excalibershine is back at it again. This should be a good one.”)

(After jogging Clout meets up with Miley Cyrus as planned. Later on that night She calls Clout)

Miley Cyrus

Hi Amon Ra. It’s Artemis. I really love the name but could you just call me Art for now on? Anyway nice seeing you. Call me back when you get this message.

(Clout checks his voice messages and then calls Katy Perry)

Clout

Aphrodite, I just got done a meeting with Miley. I named her Artemis and she just left a message on my voice mail asking me to call her Art. Should we keep her or not?

Aphrodite

Of course Amon Ra. She’s come this far so she’s with us.

Clout

Your right.

Justis James™ Did It
©Copyright 2014

I Spoke With Channel 3 News In Olde City (Philadelphia Pa) Today

I woke up this morning and spoke with Channel 3 Eye Witness News in Olde City, about whether taxi cab drivers should get criminal background checks. I think they should because you never know who’s driving you around. I don’t know when it will be airing but check it out Philly.

P.S I’m looking for club promoters to work in an  Olde City club. The information is on the side of BACK2THEFRESH.COM 

“All Sun All Moon 9″ Featuring @Hughes2Society

(Since I post poned my projects until the summer, I figured I give you “All Sun All Moon 9” to make it up to you.)

Clout

It all started on the island of Giardini Naxos Messina, Sicily… in Italy.

I was in my hotel room getting dressed for the beach.

I put my swimming trunks on, put a towel on my head and left the hotel. In front of the hotel there was an orange orchard. I probably would have jumped over to pick a few if it weren’t for the barbed wire.

I turned right down the alley and headed towards the ocean and walked along the board walk towards the beach. On the way to the beach I saw a sign that says “Naxos Got Talent” and “Happy Ideas”.

 After that I started coming up with rhymes in my head. I guess music has been one of the most consistent things I’ve ever done all my life. So I come up with song concepts everyday. But I finally made it to the beach and boy was it packed.

It was so humid and hot out side that I laid down on a beach chair for about 2 hours under an umbrella getting a massage from a Vietnamese woman named Kim. I’ve never had a massage that way before in my life. She used a technique that had to be from Vietnam. I guess you had to be there to have witnessed it.

I finally woke up from the massage and saw a line of what appeared to be models walking up and down the beach into the ocean. It was sort of a fashion show without clothes, just sexy bodies. The attitude in the struts screamed, “This is Sicily bitch”.

Allen Hughes

And then what happened next? Was it movie material?

Clout

Of course it was. Italys the fashion capitol of the world. So the attitude is like “we make the style the world wears”. Get me?

Allen Hughes

Yes I get you. Finish the story.

Clout

Ok. So I get up and strut down the beach and jump in the water like everyone else.  Jumped out of the water came back up to my beach chair. Then all of a sudden an avalanche of Indians and Africans stormed the beach with their sun glasses, jewelry, and beach clothes for sale. They all spoke perfect Italian. But I ended up finally leaving the beach and prepared myself for dinner.

I looked up in the sky and the full moon was red. I guess it was so hot in Sicily that the moon reflected the sun.

And then it started again.

Allen Hughes

What started again?

Clout

You know. What we talked about.

Allen Hughes

Ok. Well when are you going back to Oslo?

Clout

I’m actually waiting to board my flight right now. Had to get a jet from Blue Star Jets. My guy Dwayne Bohannon hooked me up. Here take down his number. Do you have a pen?

Allen Hughes

Yes. What is it?

Clout

It’s 505 459 5860. He can hook you up with a G4, G5, Helicopter, or even jets with conference rooms on the 2nd floor. Mention Back2TheFresh for the hookup.

Allen Hughes

Ok. Thanks.

Clout

Listen we’re about to take off. I’ll give you a call tomorrow.

Allen Hughes

Cool. Peace.

(Clouts flight finally lands in Oslo. He goes home takes a quick shower, and eats breakfast at a Turkish Restaurant on Karl Johans Gate down the street from the Kings Castle)

(After breakfast he takes a walk through the park before calling
Allen Hughes back)

Clout

Hello Allen

Allen Hughes

Yes.

Clout

I’m finally back in Oslo. During breakfast I brainstormed a little. What do you think of these lines? I been to your hood and I got my passport – You aint the light, I’m the light, all we do is pass torch. I’m the Original Boy

Allen Hughes

Pretty dope but you know I’m not a music producer. I’m in the film biz.

Clout

I know. What about these?I’m tired of these ugly dudes acting like they’re canons out here. Tricking the shit outta the pretty girls #Layback.”Now that ya’ll interfered with my relationship again and got me out here (in America all by myself again). I hope you have a rosary on”. Pro NRA (National Rifle Association) #RepublicanIsTheFuture. If you can’t excercise your 2nd amendment right in the United States legally you shouldn’t have a weapon. #ImLegit. Pennsylvania you can have a weapons permit to carry a concealed weapon. New Jersey you can only keep a weapon in your home. #ImLegit. New Jersey the only time you can carry a weapon is to the shooting range and thats gun in the glove compartment and bullets in the trunk. Who am I?

Allen Hughes

You sound like a fake ass Barack Obama. I need you to say shit like this, “These monkeys don’t wanna see no Gorillas! ”

TO BE CONTINUED…

Justis James™ Did It

©Copyright 2014

@OFFICIALSOSOLID So Solid – “U.K Hot Wid It”

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  • Mention back2thefresh.com at PROVIDA and get 5% off of your purchases.

PROVIDA is located at Grunnerløkka Thorvald Meyers Gate 19 in Oslo, Norway.
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